27's Blog of Randominity!

body-positive-vegan-babe: thesoundofthatsmile: Found this in a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:30:25 -0400

thesoundofthatsmile:

Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.

I wish my school was this rad!

iamparadroid: lampfaced: anothertimesforgottenspace: worth...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:25:57 -0400

iamparadroid:

lampfaced:

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

~~oh my god I thought he was standing over a space hobo fire for a second~~

omg Acro yes.

Well I had no idea Rilakkuma made condoms 00

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:24:48 -0400

Well I had no idea Rilakkuma made condoms 00

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee lookit deh kitty!!!!!!! 83

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:15:22 -0400

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee lookit deh kitty!!!!!!! 83

purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:12:01 -0400

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:10:09 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

The solution to EVERY kitty problem…is to set out a box for them.
THEY.
WANT.
BOXES.

Dolce & Gabanna Fall/Winter 2013/2014 RTW

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:07:05 -0400

Dolce & Gabanna Fall/Winter 2013/2014 RTW

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:03:52 -0400

planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:02:58 -0400

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you the biggest idiots in the world:

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:01:09 -0400

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you the biggest idiots in the world::

oscarap:

unclebenke:

oohmhichellc:

xtp:

I’d pretty much rather die first than be like these.

Now they’ve pretty much labeled themselves as such lmfao

& they ask why i think 90% of people are fucking stupid.

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: in case you weren’t aware snakes...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:55:21 -0400

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

in case you weren’t aware

snakes yawning are literally the cutest things on the planet asdnsjkandjkasjkf

whatfandomisitanyway: (this is in response to my rant here on...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:02:20 -0400

whatfandomisitanyway:

(this is in response to my rant here on that guy who told his school-career-long quest for this girl who clearly didn’t want him when she whined about guys (like him!!) being dicks aka the original internet Nice Guy™)

i see ur “but she was rude” and raise u one “we only saw his side of the story.”

of course he’s not going to include the parts where she told him no in the beginning because hi that would reveal him for the super creepy butt zit that he is but let’s do a little reading between the lines here and i’m just gonna say right here, let’s look how many times he mentioned her wants and desires

here’s this guy who, we don’t know whether there’s a history with zoey at this point or not, but she did not ask to be his science partner, he had to, in his words, beg the teacher to pair them up. what do u suppose he meant by “come round,” by the way? u don’t invite someone to come round to the library, u suggest to meet up at the library or the cafe or some public spot. where someone “comes round” to is ur house. once asking and denied, okay that’s fair, but instead of work out a place where they could meet, y’know, like a rational and studiously-minded noncreep, he proceeded to try the same thing five times and then passive aggressively do the whole project rather than work with her on her terms.

times zoey’s wants are considered: 0.5 (i’ll give him half a point for sharing that she did say no to him… five times)

after the failed science class ploy (where, need i remind you, he invited a girl to his house five times after being repeatedly told no), he saw fit to send her three valentines. note the “i tried to be romantic,” can also be read as “i tried to be romantic” or “i tried to be romantic” either of which can be easily translated into the truth, which is “u rejected my more outright amorous valentine-coated advances once so rather than take it like a champ i tried again and then one more time until u realized there would be gifts regardless and disposed of them as u saw fit” because you don’t give someone three valentines do u see how that would happen is if the first two were rejected but that somehow wasn’t good enough

times zoey’s wants are considered (to date): 0.5 no points this round sorry bucko

it’s important to note here that he found her at the disco already. she was there independent of his being there, likely with friends or (!!!!) possibly with a date (!!!!) but we don’t know because again, this is only his side of the story !!! so he corners her at the school dance. after the science project and the three valentines, she has clearly realized that “no” just does not work on this guy and feels the need to (!!!!) secretly leave the dance she came to on her own (!!!!) and he lurked for two hours he lurked that is lurking

times zoey’s wants are considered (to date): 0 i’m revoking ur half point that’s disgusting dude

so we’ve now got a total of nine rejections on toby’s scoreboard, that’s impressive. let’s recount: five times he tried to get a girl to his house, three times after that he gave her valentines, and one time he forced her out of what was supposed to be a nice night with friends. he thinks maybe his game isn’t good enough, his game of disregarding every signal he’s been given because clearly if he just plays the right cards she’ll fall into his lap. so he brings big money into the picture. because if she didn’t want to go to his house or even dance with him then she’ll definitely want to spend quality time alone with him at a concert where, depending on the band and the venue, things get notoriously shifty. that’s gonna work. since zoey is now painfully aware that toby will give her things no matter what she does, and, hey, she really loves this band they are great, she won’t let his creepiness spoil this one and gets that lovely night out with friend that he took from her the night of the dance. because hey, free shit is awesome, concerts are great, and she feels hella safer with her friend than she does in the general vicinity of toby

times zoey’s wants are considered (to date): 1 i’ll give u point for knowing what her favorite band is i guess

and now, finally in year 11 he gets the picture that she just isn’t into him. hijacks her status about dudes being dicks, failing to realize that he’s been a dick this whole time, to spew his Nice Guy™ crap in the most vilifying way possible, considering her wants a total of, give or take, one (1) time over the course of four (4) years of one-sided courtship (spoiler: that’s called creeping actually). so yes, sometimes girls are dicks, but sometimes guys just don’t know how to take “no” for an answer in its MANY many forms, feel entitled to any girl they choose, see it as a game, and then get pissed when they lose.

at what point does a girl stop being societally obligated to play nice? at what point are a girl’s feelings of security more important than some dudebro’s shitty ManFeels? at what point can a girl finally stick up for herself against these aggressions and be justified? i say the answer to all of these is: whenever she damn well pleases. if he can ignore her feelings and continue to harass her then she can be “a bit rude” and get away with it.

in short, you fucking go, zoey jones. toby walters is a disgusting self-centered rape-culture-trained ingrown pubic hair. in short, “Im so sick of boys being such dicks” is the most beautiful thing in the world and I want to get it tattooed down my forearm so it’s the last thing boys see as my elbow connects with their creepy little faces. in short, four for you, zoey jones.

So pretty!! 83

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:54:13 -0400

So pretty!! 83

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:49:24 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:32:36 -0400

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

So Happy I could die: Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the following:

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:31:46 -0400

So Happy I could die: Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the following: :

sweaterkittensahoy:

gallifreyan-pizza:

X-Men

Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)

Batman

Star Trek

Star Wars

And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men…

the boy on the high-wire

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:06:01 -0400

the boy on the high-wire

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:02:32 -0400

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:59:57 -0400

banecandy: nerdcoreknight: The Joker: Proud American. The...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:59:39 -0400

banecandy:

nerdcoreknight:

The Joker: Proud American.

The first time I managed to see this I just stared blankly at it.

I still do because… Joker is probably the best villain ever sometimes wow.